"Salvation was created for sinners"

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
Dan: Here we have Britney Spears with Toxic!
Fandom: YASSSSSS
Britney: *Starts singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'
Fandom:
Dan:
Fandom:
Dan: ...or Hit Me Baby One More Time!

squadleaderhanjizoe:

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

ohmaglor:

You didn’t get your Hogwarts letter? No problem! It probably just got lost in the mail, or the owl that was supposed to deliver it got distracted, happens all the time. We apologize for any inconvenience and are happy to announce that you are accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
And here is your ticket!

ohmaglor:

You didn’t get your Hogwarts letter? No problem! It probably just got lost in the mail, or the owl that was supposed to deliver it got distracted, happens all the time. We apologize for any inconvenience and are happy to announce that you are accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

And here is your ticket!

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

“Draco should be proud,” said Bellatrix indifferently. “The Dark Lord is granting him a great honor. And I will say this for Draco: he isn’t shrinking away from his duty, he seems glad of a chance to prove himself, excited at the prospect—” Narcissa began to cry in earnest, gazing beseechingly all the while at Snape. “That’s because he is sixteen and has no idea what lies in store! Why, Severus? Why my son? It is too dangerous! This is vengeance for Lucius’s mistake, I know it!” […] She crumpled, falling at his feet, sobbing and moaning on the floor. “My only son… my only son…”

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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krisjener:

can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???

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