"Salvation was created for sinners"

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

drakemoji:

god

drakemoji:

god

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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Skeletons are beautiful, yes. But my boy, you are not a skeleton. You’re a teenager. You’ll have plenty of time to be all bones when you’re dead, but you won’t be able to be a teenager then.
my grandmother is the nicest person I’ve ever met and she can somehow get my brother to stop counting calories for a day (via crehier)
deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
oh wait

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

donatellavevo:

Taylor Swift better calm the fuck down before somebody gets hurts

donatellavevo:

Taylor Swift better calm the fuck down before somebody gets hurts

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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